10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.