10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'