10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."