10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."