10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?