10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."