10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..