10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."