10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977