10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln