10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is for loners.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"