10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.