10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!