10 Random Poker Quotes

I should have stayed home and played with myself.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.