10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"