10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels