10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.