10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim