10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer