10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword