10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]