10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "No river, no fish."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword