10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
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- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi