10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for loners.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die