10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike