10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...