10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm