10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.