10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.