10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)