10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.