10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "No river, no fish."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..