10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson