10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05