10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright