10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.