10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.