10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "No river, no fish."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill