10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-