10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.