10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Fold and live to fold again
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT