10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha