10 Random Poker Quotes

If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery