10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak