10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.