10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- It's Free To Fold...
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth