10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "No river, no fish."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22