10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)