10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus