10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.